Father Doughnutty is a minor character in Empress Theresa.

Appearence Edit

Father Doughnutty is a mythical being that looks like a yeti made out of doughnuts. He smells like cinnamon. He wears the standard priestly garb with a Bible with a hidden flask in it.

History Edit

He goes to Theresa when she calls him to try and exorcise her from HAL. He fails and leaves after she says that his mother sucks cock in Hell. Afterwards he buggers off to India to spread Jesus' love all over the backs of all the Indians, but he is devoured by several starving Indians. Such is life.

Image Edit


-> An assumed image of Father Doughnutty

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